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  The Nigerian Army has approved the retirement of no fewer than 34 soldiers. It was gathered that the soldiers had written to the service last year for their disengagement from the service. Our correspondent also gathered that the majority of the soldiers voluntarily resigned, while others cited medical reasons. According to a leaked memo with reference no 1 DIV/300/100, the soldiers are expected to proceed to the Headquarters Command Army Records for documentation. The memo was titled, ‘Approval for voluntary/ medical discharge soldiers third and fourth quarters 2022 03NA/37/1774 WO Musa Ibrahim-NT and 33 others’ and signed by Colonel Acunadgu on behalf of the General Officer Commanding, 1 Division in Kaduna. It read, “Forwarded herewith, please find a photocopy of Reference A and its Annex which is self-explanatory for your information and necessary action. “Consequently, I am directed to respectfully request you release affected personnel are to report at HQ CAR with their unit...

  SpaceX’s Starlink is now live in Nigeria, according to the company. The Elon Musk-owned firm confirmed this in a tweet on Monday, stating that Nigeria was the first African country to enjoy its services. It tweeted, “Starlink is now available in Nigeria – the first African country to receive service.” According to the firm, anyone willing to enjoy its service must be willing to fork out N19,260/month and N274,098 for hardware. It said, “Starlink is currently available in your area. Customers in your region typically see download speeds of 50-200 Mbps. No contracts, 30-day trial. Shipping times are currently estimated to be 1-2 weeks from order. N19,260/month for service and N274,098 for hardware.” Nigeria is the 47th country in the world to get Starlink Internet services. Starlink seeks to deliver a global broadband network, using a constellation of Low Earth Orbit to provide high-speed internet coverage with the capacity to penetrate rural and geographically isolated areas. Acco...

  Imo poly reacts as student claims she graduated with help of her private parts Osun election: Adeleke forged certificate — Tribunal DSS arrests syndicate selling new naira notes, fingers bank officials Meanwhile, Nigerians, on social media, have heaped criticisms on the student describing her action as “nonsense” not worthy to be found among Nigeria’s future leaders. On Instagram, some of the netizens condemning her action said she did not weigh her action before embarking on it. Here are some of the Instagram comments below: @hapyjiro said, “How can someone go to social media to say nonsense and upload without thinking of the outcome of her statement? (She said it) without thinking of how bad the statement would make her loved ones, parents, and family members feel.” “She wanted to go viral. Now, she’s gotten the attention she has been looking for I won’t be surprised if they revoke her certificate because of her nonsense video,” @pauohakar commented. @oju_le reacted, “This uncu...

KEY EVENTS Arsenal agree Jorginho fee 09:53 Done deal: Leeds sign Monteiro 09:32 Done deal: Suarez joins Espanyol 09:18 Leicester look to seal double deal 09:06 Brighton stance on Caicedo clear 08:43 When does the transfer window close?  08:20 Ziyech arrives in Paris 07:20 United reject Arsenal's Russo move 06:52 Maguire turns down Inter move 06:06 It's January transfer deadline day - the most frantic date in the football calendar, and we're expecting some last-minute movers and shakers this Tuesday. Arsenal are still very much in the market for Brighton midfielder  Moises Caicedo  and are piling the pressure on the south coast side to make a decision after tabling a third bid for the Ecuadorian. Elsewhere, Pep Guardiola is open to offloading Joao Cancelo, with the Manchester City defender falling out of favour at the Etihad. Bayern Munich are ready to offer him an escape route via a loan deal with a view to making the transfer permanent for €70m (£61m).